please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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