i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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