just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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