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I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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