my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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