This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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