i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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