Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
i need some magic done to my vagina
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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