Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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