all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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