i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
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Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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