Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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