so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
love makes seman taste better
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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