Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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