dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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