You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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