everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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