Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I AM VODKA MAN
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
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