My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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