god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
