Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Randomize
