I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
