If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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