I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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