Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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