I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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