Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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