"it" just moved
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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