is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
be right there i have to get my cape
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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