I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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