Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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