think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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