Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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