Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
