My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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