at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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