Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Quick, to the slutcave!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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