i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
