I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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