I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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