Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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