holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
so let's talk penis.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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