i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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