we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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