Your tits are I can't wait for
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
love makes seman taste better
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Houston, we have a blender
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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