nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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