you would pick up someone in the library
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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