I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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