In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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