This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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