Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
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