his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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