I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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