dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize