im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
tell me about the fingering
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